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Henry is as real as you or me! Despite the elongated wooden nose and doll-like red circles on his cheek, I can attest to the fact that Henry is indeed a Real Boy. —Lane Becker Henry is real. The boy has my Star Wars toys—he better be real. —David Monahan-Lesseps I remember Henry. Henry bites. —Wynkoop Kiersted Henry is a remarkable child. I have seen him wrestle with his dad, sleep in his car seat, explain pokemon, carry a plate of hotdogs, and climb under the table in a restaurant. He has typed garbled messages to me in Mike's IM window, but I couldn't verify that it was really Henry. —Richard Winchell I will never forget going to breakfast after Henry's arrival. I had never actually been around small children so of course I kept laughing while he spilled juice and water all over the table and screamed at the top of his lungs. I don't think I had ever seen Mike so angry. After about 15 minutes, Mike & Tracey decided to forgo breakfast altogether and take Henry home. Well, of course David and I stayed behind and finished breakfast (the omelet's are really good). Afterwards, we headed over to Mike & Tracey's so the women could go shopping while the men watched the child. I will never forget coming back from shopping and seeing all the boys sitting around watching TV and eating chips and salsa. Here is this one year old child downing this super hot salsa. Now that's a true Texan. His name is Henry. —Emily Jungen Henry is for real, I swear. How do I know? I've had heated arguments with Henry about which Pokemon to use when playing Pokemon Stadium which have scared the bejeezus outta Mike (for example: rock Pokemon are weak against water Pokemon, etc.). I have eaten with the Monteiro clan many times and I can attest to the fact that Henry is a connoisseur of French fries and considers them a meal alone, much to his parents' frustration. Fries on the side? No way, with this kid it's french fries with a cheeseburger garnish (which he never touches). Buttercup is his favorite PowerPuff, and Geodude is his current favorite Pokemon. He looks more like mom but definitely acts more like dad. ;) Go figure. He's a sweetheart either way. —Jenny Eng Not only have I met Henry, but have a picture of Henry and dad at my desk (taken when Henry was about a year old). So there. —Dave Jungen Sometimes I can't believe that Henry is real because he's too good to be true, but I have a vague recollection of watching Jerry Springer while in labor with someone. —Henry's Mom Henry does exist, but the photos are fake. Henry had to enter the Witness Protection Agency a few months ago after an unfortunate playground dispute over some Star Wars figures. So a group of talented computer artists & professional puppeteers were gathered & life casts were taken of Henry & modified by freelancing Animatrontics experts, and the whole thing eventually gets wireframed at our sub-basement studios here in Philly. Then we wire the finished product out to S.F. where the refreshing, off-beat and heartwarming insights are posted for your crippling emotional needs. Yes, Henry , a delightful little impish looking , but suprisingly shy little boy is real. It has been my good fortune to know his mom, Tracey since High School. Mike Monteiro has never existed... —Scott Decker
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